Could the Nervous Volunteer Please Pick Up the White Courtesy Phone?

Look at them. All sprawled out there, piled together, nervously waiting for the plane to take them to Guyana. Man, look how shiny and clean and bathed they look! Eating their expensive, delicious American junk food, chattering together, playing travel Scrabble or Uno or what-have-you. Little do they know what's in store for them.... But I know! Muhahahahaha!